When you find things you wrote years ago.
antisociallysplendid: nostelgic: The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room. i was a 45 minute drive away from my house and I made it to my house in 13 minutes cause the season finale of supernatural started in 10 minutes
japert: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST
mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
generalknoxx: triskaidecagon: seeing your reflection when watching tv :/ the fact you cannot see the camera is stressing me out like how the fuck did you take that
snapchatting: romantic playlist for that special someone Bring Me To Life - Evanescence Pitbull just anything by Pitbull Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version) a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”
littlenephilim27: jaclcfrost: maydays08: jaclcfrost: death-by-pancakes: jaclcfrost: things i know about the year 3000 not much has changed but people live underwater i have a great great great granddaughter and apparently she is doing fine OH MY GOD NOT THE JONAS BROTHERS they’re the leading researchers when it comes to the year 3000 they’ve even been there in a flux thing ...
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
eelster: sodamnrelatable: oh my gosh BEST JOKE. THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER 😂😂😂😂😂
thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
pontmercyanide: some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me. and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.” she meant henry david thoreau. i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
ohmypheels: everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this. now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
ollivander: ollivander: I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless this is my chance
getinmy-tardis: so today one of my friends was scrolling through my other friends blog and came across some fan art and asked why the woman was making out with a cabbage… This was the picture
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
schoolpicture: i hate seeing really good text posts and thinking “god dammit i could’ve come up with that”
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.